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DAY OFF] [DECISION] [DIRECTIONAL DYSFUNCTION] [FEISTY][HONK] [KEMOTHERAPY] [KITTY YOGA] [LEGALLY BLIND] [MANIC] [MOMENT] [MY DOG]




DAY OFF

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DESCRIPTION: Black shirt with White letters saying, "There comes a time when even the best advocates need a day off." Next to the words is a guy in a wheelchair thumbing his nose and sticking out his tongue.

COMMENTS: A great many of us living with a disability get really tired of having to be "on" all the time; everywhere we go. You know ... ambassadors for everyone coming along behind us. Sometimes its nice just blending in. That is what real access provides ... the opportunity to participate, to enter, to show up without all the hoo-ha and commotion.


DECISION

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DESCRIPTION: Burgundy shirt with White letters saying "Decision Impaired"

COMMENTS: OK. Can't make up your mind on what shirt to get? Here's the perfect shirt for you.


DIRECTIONAL DYSFUNCTION

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DESCRIPTION: Navy shirt with White letters saying, "I have a Directional Disfunction Disorder". Above the words a compass with all directions pointing north.

COMMENTS: Just remember: the sun rises in the east, it sets in the west and don't drive at night.

 

FEISTY


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DESCRIPTION: Sand shirt with maroon letters on front saying, "FEISTY and NON-COMPLIANT"
 



HONK 

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DESCRIPTION: Black shirt with white letters on front saying, "Honk, I've got C.P."

COMMENTS: I have a friend who has allergies and a sneeze of such magnitude and volume that it would surely pop the head of most people. I have another friend who's Cerebral Palsy has blessed him with a startle reflex reminiscent of an exploding rat trap. Sometimes its just fun to get them together for beers at the farm during ragweed season. Am I painting a humorous picture here?


KEMOTHERAPY

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DESCRIPTION: Ash gray shirt with black artwork on front of 60's style cartoon of Tonto lying on a canoe-shaped sofa in front of his teepee. The Lone Ranger is sitting on a saddle on a pedestal taking notes as Tonto discloses. The caption reads "Kemotherapy: As practiced in the old west".

COMMENTS: One of the shirts from a rather twisted cartoonist friend of mine. Will Rogers and I go back to the Air Force. Ah, the good ol' days...what we remember of them.


KITTY YOGA 

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DESCRIPTION: White shirt with black and white striped kitty on front with its leg in the air doing what cats do most of time. Caption below image says "Kitty Yoga".

COMMENTS: Hey, everybody's cat does it...usually when you have company.


LEGALLY BLIND

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DESCRIPTION: Navy Blue shirt with white lettering saying, "Its two-thirty in the morning, I'm legally blind and you're looking darn good to me."

COMMENTS: This is an actual quote by a friend of mine who IS legally blind. He used it in a bar one night as a faux-pick up line. I had to share it with the world. Smooth, David, smooth.


MANIC

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DESCRIPTION: Red shirt with White letters on front saying, "Isn't life Grand!" Underneath this it says "The World's only reversable Manic Depressive T-shirt". On the back it says "Boy life Stinks!" with the same line underneath saying, "The World's only reversable Manic Depressive T-shirt".

COMMENTS: This shirt works best if you buy it a size too large. Then you can pull your arms in and spin the shirt around as your mood changes.


MOMENT

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DESCRIPTION: White shirt with black artwork showing God looking at a dog saying, "God?" and a dog looking at God saying, "Dog?". Beneath a caption reading "A Moment of Mutual Dyslexia"

COMMENTS: This is a twist on an old joke. Simply put, this shirt gets great laughs when I wear it. I am sure it will for you too.


MY DOG 

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DESCRIPTION: Hunter green shirt with white letters saying, "Just trying to be the person my dog thinks I am."

COMMENTS: Wouldn't it be a better world if we were all more like our dogs think we are.



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